Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Harry and his wife are driving in the country…
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign...
Italian, Black, and a Jew
Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual....
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and...
Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?
Here’s a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a...
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...