LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Be Bolder
A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble...
Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
The bachelor’s diet
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while...
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners…
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...