How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...
Subtract Ten
An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks...
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
A Blonde Question.
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said,...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.