WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
Finding the right answers
Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recentlydivorced mother...
A guide to walking tigers
|Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they...
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A...
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...