Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...
An effective contraceptive
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
Superman & Wonderwoman
One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep,...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels