Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
Sex operation!
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.”May I...
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...