Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
Stupid people stories
Stupid people LICENSE TO STEAL Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off...
AN IDIOT’S IDIOT
|Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin…
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
Sneaky, sneaky…
Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband’s insistence that they make love in the...