Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
A folk remedy
A man’s wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
Love, Santa
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
Four anti road protesters?
|What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?Four anti road protesters?