Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Serving on the jury
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
Password selection rules
|CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing facilities,...
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...