Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
Sneaky, sneaky…
Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband’s insistence that they make love in the...
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...