Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
Shopping for goods
|A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and...
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
I want to buy a golf ball
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro...
Diff Between Gender Dreams
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminatinghunger. What do men dream...
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a...