My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
Represent Christmas
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Internet can get worse
|Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10. Rigorous user screening process abolished by...