Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time…
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time wasbeing wined and dined...
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique…
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn’t batan eye when the customer...