Pope Dies
Pope Dies The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the...
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
This woman goes into a dentist’s office…
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...