Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Guaranteed visits
|An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final...
65 Bumper Stickers!
TOP BUMPER STICKER’S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD1. Constipated People Don’t Give A Shit.2. Practice...
The young immigrant couple had just left the…
The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as...
Anomaly or…
“Doctor, I need your help,” the woman says. “What seems to be the problem?”...
A golf club visits a local bar
|A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a...
A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...
The Y-Zero-K Problem
The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius:...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...