Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Robbing a locked bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets…
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets of calcutta when an old woman...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...