yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
The 9 Types of Boyfriends
Joe Sensitive – “After I wash the dishes, let’s cuddle, OK?”Also known as: Mr....