Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
A Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
A new medical study has shown that…
A new medical study has shown that a woman’s breast-feeding isn’t adversely affected by...
Encyclopedias for sale
For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
The tradition at weddings
|A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...