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Reasons For John’s Sex Change
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Flying without a parachute
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Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
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A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing…
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing theletter “R,” and all the...
For Bird Lovers!
I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a...
Equal positive integers
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Love stronger than death
The young widow was kneeling at her husband’s grave tending to the weeds, when...
mosquito go to the dentist
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