What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
Off To Barcelona
A psychiatrist on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Full House!
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his...
No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...