Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...
yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
Marriage counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...