New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the...
How old are you?
|A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on...
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.