Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous…
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...