100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
Computers – Male or Female
Humankind’s propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers. But,...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...
Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
The hunting season
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...