Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
Two Irish friends
|Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window....
I HAD A BAD DAY
I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so...
Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down…
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck...
Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...
A guy rings work and says…
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...