own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
Name That Capital
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Liberal Episcopalians
Q: Hey… Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They...
Affluance
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...