Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey’s funeral
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral....
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
The Apple Corps!
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How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....