WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?
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Life cycle of software
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The Office Christmas Party
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the...
Skin-diving!
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Dangerous and sometimes fatal traditions
|In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest...
I deserve a first class seat
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How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Windows 95
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You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...