What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don’t have eyes
A wish for Christmas
A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in...
Where is your wife?
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Facts About Women
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where...