Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
Talk to the judge
|A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
A blonde goes for a job interview…
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer decides to start...
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
She changed me
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got...
The Beggers
Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday...
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....