Priests undies
Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn’t want to look down...
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Daughters are curious
A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time,...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...