Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
PC Manifesto V3.0
The PC Manifesto V3.0 Featuring a PC Primer and Revised PC Lexicon by Saul...
No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...