Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Visiting the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to...
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation,...
A Choristers’ Guide To Keeping Conductors In Line
|The basic training of every singer should, of course, include myriad types of practical...
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo...