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Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
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Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
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Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
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