The wife is not speaking to me
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How much will this cost me?
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Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
What’s that sound?
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Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
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Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
Most Men and Real Men
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Putting it in.
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Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...