AL GORE I am!
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trapped in a bog
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Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Correct Male Responses
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Throwing away garbage
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Three is equal to four
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Princess Diana On The Radio
Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the...
OLD NEVER DIES 10
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A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
The General’s Temperature
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...