What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
Dog with no legs
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Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Idaho Crazy Law
Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. Illegal for a man to...
Light bulb lawyers
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Black Jokes…
How do you stop a 3 black men from raping a white woman? Throw...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...