I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa,...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
beer and a box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a...
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
Three men and a baby
“Three Men And A Baby”……..What you get when four men go fishing and one...
Cheap Beer
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...