Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
They Are Having Sex
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon...
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
Rough Boys
A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the...
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...