yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch…
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night…
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
Light Bulb 4
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? “You can change...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...