A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...