Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
There was life before the computer
|An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...
Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
Redneck’s Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green. My Dog’s name is Blue. And I’m...
A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
The Numbers of the Beast
The Numbers of the Beast OK, we all know that 666 is the Number...