Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Japan is in trouble
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
Blacks and Xmas Trees?
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.
Catching the bear
|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...