Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Moon Mission
Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two...
Gas Prices vs ?
People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have...
The Arab and the Jew
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Sexually active
A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,”IS...
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...