Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
Computers are female
|The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Polak Catches Wife In Affair
This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off...
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Short Christmas Jokes
|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How...
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.