In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Bring some more ammo
|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face...
No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...
All Jews and six Mexicans
This freelance journalist discovered Adolf Hitler was alive and well andliving in South America....
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...