The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...
MasterCard for Men
You’ve all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...