Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Casey McCarthy
|Casey McCarthy had just arrived in New York City and was amazed at the...
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
Three engineering students were gathered together…
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body....
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
After the fall in Garden of Eden…
After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain...
Quick and clear
A son comes to his dad and says:- Dad, i gotta tell you something-...
There were two people having sex in a car…
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy...
Short Lawyer Jokes V
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?A: When...