Talk like an adult!
The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told...
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Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
baseball vs law
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A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger…
A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling...
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
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Lease nuclear weapons
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