Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Jokes about Ireland
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
A couple have not been getting along for years…
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,”I’ll buy...
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?